“What are little boys made of?
Slugs and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of!
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!”.
Celebrity Christmas Mincemeat
2 fat, over-ripe egos
Large quantities remaining sexual tension
2 x 2 much money
3 children not your own
2 formidable intellects peppered with scant pinch common sense
Mash egos to thick pulp. Grill for three weeks over red-hot flame in court of public opinion. Transfer to back burner and maintain dish at maximum heat to preserve optimal interest.
Stir in vast amounts of distortion, half-baked rumour and downright ballyhoo then combine with remaining ingredients just for luck.
Garnish liberally with mixed powdered cannabis and crack cocaine.
(Copyright, Natalie Irene Wood – 21 December 2013)